accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

laguzmage:

loafed-beans:

the-mighty-birdy:

libertarirynn:

Tossup between B and E 🤔

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

aph-hetalian:

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

dutchster:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

gaudfish-naudsm:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-goldiest-fish:

fruitloopghost:

hawkeye-aw-coffee-no:

lusec:

anothermarkiplierfan:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it